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Q: Did you hear that the Clinton’s had Air Force 1 remodeled?
A: Now it’s got two left wings.

Q: Why is Bill Clinton called “middle of the road Democrat”?
A: Because he’s got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane
back.

Q: What’s Bill’s fondest wish now?
A: That someone would wave a hand at him using more than one finger.

Q: What is Clinton’s favorite war song?
A: “Over Here”

Q: How is Bill like a character actor?
A: When he shows character, he’s acting.

Q: What do radical environmentalists like Al Gore have in common with a
Watermelon?
A: They’re green on the outside and red on the inside.

Q: Why is Perot’s wife glad he didn’t get elected?
A: If he won, they would have to move to a smaller house in a bad
neighborhood.

Q: When did Clinton realize Paula Jones wasn’t a Democrat?
A: When she didn’t swallow everything he presented.

Q: What’s the difference between Hillary & Liberace?
A: Hillary’s aides haven’t killed her yet.

Q: How are Boris Becker and Bill Clinton alike?
A: Both aren’t as successful when they’re not on grass.