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“There’s no cave deep enough for America, or dark enough to hide.” —George W.
Bush, Oklahoma City.

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in
Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you
can’t get fooled again.” —George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002″See,
we love — we love freedom. That’s what they didn’t understand. They hate things;
we love things. They act out of hatred; we don’t seek revenge, we seek justice
out of love.” —George W. Bush, Oklahoma City.

“Any time we’ve got any kind of inkling that somebody is thinking about doing
something to an American and something to our homeland, you’ve just got to know
we’re moving on it, to protect the United Nations Constitution, and at the same
time, we’re protecting you.” —George W. Bush, Aberdeen, S.D.

“These people don’t have tanks. They don’t have ships. They hide in caves.
They send suiciders out.” —George W. Bush, speaking about terrorists,
Portsmouth, N.H.

George W. Bush went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan.
The doctor said: “Mr. President, I have some bad news for you. First, we have
discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side.”
Bush interrupted, “Well, that’s normal, isn’t it? I thought everybody had two
sides to their brain?”
The doctor replied, “That’s true, Mr. President. But your brain is very
unusual because on the left side there isn’t anything right, while on the right
side there isn’t anything left.”

“There’s only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and
the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the
troops, I’ve got an additional responsibility to hug and that’s me and I know
what it’s like.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.

Q: How do you know if George W. Bush personally sent you a fax?
A: There’s a stamp on it.

Q: Why did George W. Bush cross the road?
A: I don’t know and neither does he!

Q: Why did George W. Bush get so excited after he finished a jigsaw puzzle in
only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said “From 2-4 years.”

Q: Why can’t George W. Bush add 10 and 7 on a calculator?
A: He can’t find the 10 key.