Q1 how can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?
A: There’s white-out on the screen.
Q2: How can you tell if another blonde’s been using the computer?
A: There’s writing on the white-out.
Q: What do Darren Milan (Collingwood footballer killed in a
recent car crash) and a blonde have in common?
A: Put either of ‘me in a car and their screwed.
Q: What was the blonde psychic’s greatest achievement?
A: An IN-body experience!
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that’s where you’re supposed to wash vegetables!
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can’t even keep two calves together!
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her index finger shot
off.
How did this happen? The doctor asked.
“Well, I was trying to commit suicide, the Blonde replied.
“Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?”
“No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, I just paid $6,000
for these boobs. Then I put it in my mouth and thought, I just paid $3,000 to
get my teeth straightened. Then I put the gun in my ear, and thought this is
going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled
the trigger.”
A blonde buys a handgun at a local pawn shop because she thinks her husband is
cheating on her. When she gets home, she finds her husband in bed with a woman.
The Blonde grabs the gun out of her purse, loads it and points it at her own
head.
Her husband seeing this starts screaming at her not to
Shoot.
The blonde replies “Shut up stupid! You’re next!”
Q: Why does a blonde’s coffin need to be extra wide?
A: Because when you put them on their back they spread their legs.
One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really
stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.
”It’s supposed to be a tiger!” Sally cried.
”Honey,” said Dan, “Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!
Why doesn’t the blonde want to drink beer on the beach?
Because she doesn’t want to get sand in her Busch.
