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Q. How is being at a singles bar different than being at the circus?
A. At the circus, the clowns don’t talk.

Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys 2 cases of beer instead of one.

Q. What’s the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A. A fridge doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out!

Q. What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market?
A. Good morning Girls.

Q. What is a zebra?
A. 26 sizes larger than an “A” bra.

Q. What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?
A. Bingo.

Q. How are women and linoleum floors alike?
A. You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the
next 20 years.

Q. Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A. The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack.

Q. What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in
common?
A. You don’t look down.

Q. What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbian’s apartment?
A. Potpourri.

Q. What does a bull do to stay warm on a bitterly cold day?
A. He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm “Jersey”