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Q. What’s the biggest fish in the world?
A. A hoer, if you catch one you can eat her for months.

Q. Have you heard about the new ‘Mint flavored birth control pill for women
that they take immediately before sex?
A. They’re called ‘Predicaments’.

Q. What’s the difference between a toad and a horny toad?
A. One goes “rabbit” the other goes “rub it”.’

Q. What’s the ultimate rejection?
A. When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

Q. What’s the difference between sin and shame?
A. It is a sin to put it in, but it’s a shame to pull it out.

Q. What’s green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?
A. Kermit’s Finger.

Q. Why does the bride always wear white?
A. Well aren’t all kitchen appliances that color?

Q. How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
A. Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it’s from.

Q. What did the potato chip say to the battery?
A. If you’re Eveready, I’m Frito Lay.

Q. What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A. “How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago.”