You’re a redneck … your name is junior,
Posted by admin Under Redneck Jokes on Monday Jun 16, 2008You’re a redneck if …. Your name is Junior, Junior.
You’re a redneck if …. Your name is Junior, Junior.
You’re a redneck if …. Anyone in your family died right after saying “Hey,
Y’all watch this!”.
You’re a redneck if …. You were kicked out of the KKK for being a bigot.
You’re a redneck if …. You have more tattoos than teeth.
You’re a redneck if …. You hit a bump in the road and lose half of your
worldly possessions.
You’re a redneck if …. You know how many bales of hay your car holds.
You’re a redneck if …. You have the word “howdy” in your answering machine
message.
You’re a redneck if …. You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans
rather than hem them.
You’re a redneck if …. Your two year old has more teeth than you do.
You’re a redneck if …. You refer to the duct tape on your car as “chrome”.