Sep 28
An elderly pastor was searching his closet for his collar before church one Sunday morning. In the back of the closet, he found a small box containing three eggs and 100 $1 bills.
He called his wife into the closet to ask her about the box and its contents. Embarrassed, she admitted having hidden the box there for their entire 30 years of marriage. Disappointed and hurt, the pastor asked her, “Why?”The wife replied that she hadn’t wanted to hurt his feelings. He asked her how the box could have hurt his feelings. She said that every time during their marriage that he had delivered a poor sermon, she had placed an egg in the box.
The pastor felt that three poor sermons in 30 years was certainly nothing to feel bad about, so he asked her what the $100 was for.
She replied, “Each time I got a dozen eggs, I sold them to the neighbors for $1.”
Jun 16
you might be a redneck if your husband used a tampon to plug the bathroom
sink.
Jun 16
You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You and your dog use the same tree.
You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in
prison.
The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending upon how much gas
it has in it.
Jun 16
Your underwear doubles as your bathing suit.
Jun 16
WHAT DO YOU CALL A PRETTY GIRL ON THE ARM OF A BOY FROM ALABAMA? A TATTOO!
Jun 16
Jim bob wants to try out the new water-skis and he falls off on the second
curb.
Jun 16
You might just be a redneck if your porch collapses and kills more than 5
dogs.
Jun 16
Why is Alabama the smartest state in the U.S.?
It has four “A”’s and a “B”.
