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Why does an elephant take a shower?
Because he can’t fit in the bathtub!

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
By removing his batteries!

Q: How do you fix a broken chimp?
A: With a monkey wrench!

Q: Why are monkeys so noisy?
A: They were raised in a zoo!

Q: What’s black and dangerous and lives in a tree?
A: A monkey with a machine gun.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.

How do you tell if you have passed an elephant?
He didn’t flush.

Why do elephants wear pink tennis shoes?
Because white ones get dirty too fast.

Why do elephants have wrinkled knees?
From playing marbles.

Why elephants are colored grey?
So you can tell them from canaries.

Why don’t more elephants go to college?
Not too many elephants finish high school.