Jan 15
From playing marbles.
Posted by admin Under Animal Jokes on Tuesday Jan 15, 2008Why do elephants have wrinkled knees?
From playing marbles.
Jan 15
Because it’s out of the high rent district.
Posted by admin Under Animal Jokes on Tuesday Jan 15, 2008Why do elephants live in the jungle?
Because it’s out of the high rent district.
Jan 15
Three in front and three in back.
Posted by admin Under Animal Jokes on Tuesday Jan 15, 2008How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?
Three in front and three in back.
Jan 15
What did the banana say to the elephant?
Posted by admin Under Animal Jokes on Tuesday Jan 15, 2008What did the banana say to the elephant?
Nothing, bananas can’t talk.
Jan 15
Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?
Posted by admin Under Animal Jokes on Tuesday Jan 15, 2008Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?
If they squirted it through their tails, it’d be very difficult to aim.
Jan 15
So they won’t step on the fish.
Posted by admin Under Animal Jokes on Tuesday Jan 15, 2008Why do elephants jump across rivers?
So they won’t step on the fish.
Jan 15
What’s a cat’s favorite food?
Posted by admin Under Animal Jokes on Tuesday Jan 15, 2008Q: What’s a cat’s favorite food?
A: Petatoes!
Jan 15
Light mouse work.
Posted by admin Under Animal Jokes on Tuesday Jan 15, 2008Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do?
A: Light mouse work.
Jan 15
Car-pets!
Posted by admin Under Animal Jokes on Tuesday Jan 15, 2008Q: What kind of cats lay around the house?
A: Car-pets!
Jan 15
Spa-catti!
Posted by admin Under Animal Jokes on Tuesday Jan 15, 2008Q: What’s a cat’s second favorite food?
A: Spa-catti!
