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You are Bush.
Bush you are.
The fame of you has spread afar.

You do not like me, Bush, I know.
You would not like me in a show.
You would not like me in the snow.
You simply wish that I would go.

You say I used to slaughter Kurds.
You say that I use naughty words.
You say I have an evil stash
Of weapons of destruction (mass),
Of bombs and missiles, germs and gas.

You say I tried to kill your Pop.
Oh, how I wish that you would stop!
I promise you I have no stash
Of weapons of destruction (mass).

I did not hide them in a trunk.
I did not hide them in my bunk.
I did not hide them anywhere.
In short, they simply are not there.

Please don’t be angry, don’t be sore.
We don’t need to have a war.
Let’s go back to the good old days
When your dad and Reagan sang my praise.

Dear Sirs:

I’ve had a lot of time on my hands of late and believe that I may have the
solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time we just might
get the Airline industry back on its feet.

Here’s my plan:

Since Muslim men are not allowed to look at naked women, we should replace all
of our flight attendants with naked females. Muslims would not then board our
planes for fear of seeing a naked woman. Of course, every businessman in this
country would start flying again in anticipation of seeing naked women.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would
probably have record sales. Hell, I’d fly all over just for the scenery.

It truly puzzles me that our Republican Congress didn’t already come up with
this. Am I the only one who thinks clearly on these issues?