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“I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.”
- Governor George W. Bush

“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm
commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.”
- Governor George W. Bush

“Public speaking is very easy.”
- Governor George W. Bush

“A British doctor says ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take
a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in six
weeks.’

“A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.”
- Governor George W. Bush

“We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.”
- Governor George W. Bush

“For NASA, space is still a high priority.”
- Governor George W. Bush

“Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teaches our children.”
- Governor George W. Bush

G. W. Bush, Tony Blair and a couple of other people are having a dinner at
White House. Bush and Blair are talking and talking until on of the other guests
is asking G.W. Bush: “What are you talking about?”
Bush: “We are planning World War III”.
The guest: “So what exactly are you planning?”
Bush: “We’re going to kill about 40 Million Muslims an one dentist.”
The guest: “Why are you killing a dentist?”
Bush to Tony Blair: “See what I said? Nobody will be asking for the muslims.”

“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our
air and water that are doing it.”
- Governor George W. Bush