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Q: What’s the best job a dumb blonde ever had?
A: Vice-president of the United States.

Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It’s irrelevant; they still don’t know they’re in the dark!

Q: Have you heard about the new Bill Clinton doll?
A: You pull a little ring and it NEVER tells the same story twice!

Q: Why is Bill Clinton not circumcised?
A: It would involve throwing away the best part.

Q: Why did a Bill Clinton send an unsigned check for a hundred dollars to a
charity?
A: He wanted to make an anonymous contribution.

Q: Why is Hillary suing Bill for divorce?
A: Because he’s doing to everybody what he should only be doing to her.

Q: Who was the biggest corporate contributor to Clinton’s campaign?
A: Snap-On Tools, Inc.

Q: Why is Bill Clinton the living proof of reincarnation?
A: Because no one could get this stupid in one lifetime.

Q: How many people work in civil service under Bill?
A: Maybe one in ten.

Q: Who/what are/were Ren & Stimpy?
A: Their other names for Bill and Al.

Q: Who is the most dangerous woman in the world?
A: Tonya Rodham Bobbitt.