Oct 11
It was Secretaries’ Day
Posted by admin Under Clinton Jokes on Thursday Oct 11, 2007Q: Do you know why Clinton gave the Federal employees the day off on
Wednesday?
A: It was Secretaries’ Day and he was too cheap to buy his a
present!
Oct 11
She looks like her dad Janet Reno.
Posted by admin Under Clinton Jokes on Thursday Oct 11, 2007Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?
A: She looks like her dad Janet Reno.
Oct 11
Because he failed her masturbation course
Posted by admin Under Clinton Jokes on Thursday Oct 11, 2007Q: Why did Bill Clinton fire Joyce Elders?
A: Because he failed her masturbation course!
Oct 11
Cuckoo’s Nest
Posted by admin Under Clinton Jokes on Thursday Oct 11, 2007Q: What does Hillary’s new hair style have to do with her heading the Health
Care Reform Task Force?
A: She wanted to look more like nurse Ratchet from One Flew over the Cuckoo’s
Nest .
Oct 11
Because Hillary bit it off!
Posted by admin Under Clinton Jokes on Thursday Oct 11, 2007Q: Why did Bill use the di***?
A: Because Hillary bit it off!
Oct 11
Bill had NOTHING to give her!
Posted by admin Under Clinton Jokes on Thursday Oct 11, 2007Q: Why did Gennifer Flowers leave Bill and talked?
A: Bill had NOTHING to give her!
Oct 11
Flowers by his bedside.
Posted by admin Under Clinton Jokes on Thursday Oct 11, 2007Q: What’s Clinton’s executive order #1?
A: Flowers by his bedside.
Oct 11
“CLINTONATOR”?
Posted by admin Under Clinton Jokes on Thursday Oct 11, 2007Q: Did you hear that Dr. Kevorkian has renamed his death machine
“CLINTONATOR”?
A: Unlike a respirator it doesn’t let the patient inhale.
Oct 11
Did you know Bill Clinton has AIDS
Posted by admin Under Clinton Jokes on Thursday Oct 11, 2007Q: Did you know Bill Clinton has AIDS?
A: What do you expect when you screw everyone in the country?
Oct 11
To sit in the Oval Office and collect dust
Posted by admin Under Clinton Jokes on Thursday Oct 11, 2007Q: What’s Bill Clinton’s least expensive hobby?
A: To sit in the Oval Office and collect dust.
