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You are so ugly as a child, your mother had to feed you with a sling shot!!!

Your mama is like the Goodwill all ready been used!

what does a hooker and this sites jokes have in common?they both suck!

Yo’ mama so stupid, she heard it was chilly out, and got a spoon!

Yo’ mama so fat, her beeper goes off and people think she’s backing up!

Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she was born, a fight broke out in the delivery room.
There was a brawl over who got to slap her mom first.

Your family is so poor, I flicked a booger on the door and your Mama came out
and said: “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!”

Yo’ mama so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out!

Q: Why do they call PMS PMS?

A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken!

Yo’ mama so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with an
application!

I never forget a face but in your case I’ll make an exception.