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I never forget a face but in your case I’ll make an exception.

Don’t look out of the window
People will think that it’s Halloween.

You’ve a face like a million dollars
all green and wrinkled.

I’ve kept my youthful complexion
Yes, so I see, all spotty.

Haven’t I seen you on TV
Well yes I do appear off and on, how do you like me?
Off.

Do you think that I’ll lose my looks when I get older
with luck, yes?

My husband always carries my photo in his pocket. It once saved his live when
a mugger tried to stab him.
Of course, your face would stop anything.

I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor,
what a pity it was closed.

Hey buddy that’s a nice shirt, what brand is it? Clearance?

Yo Bitch Boy if my dog was that ugly I would shave his ass and makes him walks
backwards.