Attached to the ears.

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Q. Did he pick the dog up by the ears?
A. No.
Q. What was he doing with the dog’s ears?
A. Picking them up in the air.
Q. Where was the dog at this time?
A. Attached to the ears.

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Ex-widow said it

Posted by admin Under Lawyer Jokes on Saturday Feb 16, 2008

Q. And who is this person you are speaking of?
A. My ex-widow said it.

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All on dead people

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Q. Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A. All my autopsies have been performed on dead people.

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Yes sir

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Q. Were you acquainted with the deceased?
A. Yes, sir.
Q. Before or after he died?

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Lumbar region

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Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?
A. No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.

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Fair

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Q. What is your name?
A. Ernestine McDowell.
Q. And what is your marital status?
A. Fair.

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Can you describe it?

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Attorney: You don’t know what it was, and you don’t know what it looked
like,but can you describe it?
Witness: No.

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Never specified

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Attorney: Wasn’t this dog your favorite dog? Weren’t you the favorite of the
dog?
Witness: He never specified that. He never related that to me.

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Discovery

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Attorney General: Would the Court like me to put a very brief statement on the
record about the discovery that was made today?
Judge: No.
Defense Attorney: No
Judge (to reporter): Would you like him to do that, Cathy?
Reporter: No.

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Stairs went down

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Attorney: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
Witness: Yes.
Attorney: And these stairs that went down to the basement, did they go up
also?

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