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A woman went to the capital to buy Valentine’s Day cards for her son and father.

The 50 anxiety of displays for hundreds of cards afraid her.

She decrepit out loud, “I admiration if they accept annihilation for ex-husbands.”

The agent abaft the adverse said, “Oh, yes maim, they do, but they’re in Sporting Goods.”

“Really?” exclaimed the woman.

“Yes maim. They’re alleged darts.”

What does the Bermuda Triangle and sorority girls have in common?

They’ve both swallowed a lot of semen.

What’s the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?

There is no difference. They’re both round and have three holes to poke.

How can you tell if a sorority girl has achieved orgasm?

She drops her nail file.

What do you say to a sorority girl that won’t give in?

“Have another beer.”

What’s the difference between a sorority girl and a phone booth?

You need a quarter to use the phone.

How are a bowling ball and a sorority girl alike?

You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter
and they’ll always come back.

Why does a sorority girl wear underwear?

To keep her ankles warm.

What do you call 100 sorority girls bathing on a beach in Cuba?

Bay of Pigs.

What do you get when you cross a sorority girl with an ape?

Don’t know. There’s only so much an ape can be forced to do.

How do you get a sorority girl in your bed?

Grease her hips so she’ll fit through the door and throw a Twinkie on the bed.