ByeBoring Jokes, Funny Audio and Videos http://www.byeboring.com Stop Boring Fri, 04 Jul 2008 22:44:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 en 4 Out of 5 British Men Addled by Women at Work http://www.byeboring.com/jokes/sexuality-jokes/4-out-of-5-british-men-addled-by-women-at-work/ http://www.byeboring.com/jokes/sexuality-jokes/4-out-of-5-british-men-addled-by-women-at-work/#comments Fri, 04 Jul 2008 22:44:11 +0000 admin http://www.byeboring.com/?p=15801 Apparently the tides are axis as 4 out of 5 British men say that they’ve been sexually addled by women at work. Making affairs worse, 85% of administration accept that they yield complaints of animal aggravation from men beneath actively than from women employees.

Great… so basically this agency both men and women are getting way too anxious at plan now. What anytime happened to just accepting to watch what you say about women? Hopefully this is just a British thing, admitting the accomplished political definiteness movement seems to accept abundant added drive that I would accept anytime thought.

File that beneath binding acuteness training is on the horizon.

]]> http://www.byeboring.com/jokes/sexuality-jokes/4-out-of-5-british-men-addled-by-women-at-work/feed/ Three Eggs and $100 http://www.byeboring.com/jokes/three-eggs-and-100/ http://www.byeboring.com/jokes/three-eggs-and-100/#comments Fri, 04 Jul 2008 22:40:06 +0000 admin http://www.byeboring.com/?p=15800 Three Egg and $100

An elderly pastor was searching his closet for his collar before church one Sunday morning. In the back of the closet, he found a small box containing three eggs and 100 $1 bills.

He called his wife into the closet to ask her about the box and its contents. Embarrassed, she admitted having hidden the box there for their entire 30 years of marriage. Disappointed and hurt, the pastor asked her, “Why?”The wife replied that she hadn’t wanted to hurt his feelings. He asked her how the box could have hurt his feelings. She said that every time during their marriage that he had delivered a poor sermon, she had placed an egg in the box.

The pastor felt that three poor sermons in 30 years was certainly nothing to feel bad about, so he asked her what the $100 was for.

She replied, “Each time I got a dozen eggs, I sold them to the neighbors for $1.”

]]> http://www.byeboring.com/jokes/three-eggs-and-100/feed/ Valentine’s Day Postcards for Ex-Husbands http://www.byeboring.com/jokes/valentine%e2%80%99s-day-postcards-for-ex-husbands/ http://www.byeboring.com/jokes/valentine%e2%80%99s-day-postcards-for-ex-husbands/#comments Fri, 04 Jul 2008 22:34:01 +0000 admin http://www.byeboring.com/?p=15799 A woman went to the capital to buy Valentine’s Day cards for her son and father.

The 50 anxiety of displays for hundreds of cards afraid her.

She decrepit out loud, “I admiration if they accept annihilation for ex-husbands.”

The agent abaft the adverse said, “Oh, yes maim, they do, but they’re in Sporting Goods.”

“Really?” exclaimed the woman.

“Yes maim. They’re alleged darts.”

]]> http://www.byeboring.com/jokes/valentine%e2%80%99s-day-postcards-for-ex-husbands/feed/ A family reunion. http://www.byeboring.com/jokes/redneck-jokes/red-neck-jokes-4250/ http://www.byeboring.com/jokes/redneck-jokes/red-neck-jokes-4250/#comments Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:30:58 +0000 admin What do you call 88 rednecks in an orgy?
A family reunion.

]]> http://www.byeboring.com/jokes/redneck-jokes/red-neck-jokes-4250/feed/ Beer Translations http://www.byeboring.com/jokes/redneck-jokes/red-neck-jokes-4249/ http://www.byeboring.com/jokes/redneck-jokes/red-neck-jokes-4249/#comments Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:30:58 +0000 admin 1. “You get this round and the next round is on me.” I’ll be leaving before
the next round.
2. “I’ll get this round and the next one is on you.” Happy hour is about to
end. Beers are now a dollar, but by the next round they’ll be $3.50.
3. “Hey, where is that friend of yours?” I have no interest in talking to you
except as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising position.
4. “Can I get a glass of white zinfandel.” (female) I’m easy.
5. “Can I get a glass of white zinfandel.” (male) I’m gay.
6. “Ever try a body shot?” (male to female) I am even willing to drink tequila
if it means that I get to lick you.
7. “Ever try a body shot?” (female to male) If this is how wild I am in the
bar, imagine what I’ll do to you on the ride home?
8. “I don’t feel well, let’s go home.” (female) You are paying more attention
to your friends than me.
9. I don’t feel well, let’s go home.” (male) I’m horny.
10. “Who’s got the next round?” I haven’t bought a round in almost 3 years,
but I am an expert at diverting attention.

]]> http://www.byeboring.com/jokes/redneck-jokes/red-neck-jokes-4249/feed/ Redneck Baby http://www.byeboring.com/jokes/redneck-jokes/red-neck-jokes-4248/ http://www.byeboring.com/jokes/redneck-jokes/red-neck-jokes-4248/#comments Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:30:58 +0000 admin You might be a redneck if your baby’s first words
were, “Attention, K-mart shoppers.”

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What’s the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
Outlaws are wanted.

]]> http://www.byeboring.com/jokes/redneck-jokes/red-neck-jokes-4247/feed/ Men ‘n’ Lightbulbs http://www.byeboring.com/jokes/redneck-jokes/red-neck-jokes-4246/ http://www.byeboring.com/jokes/redneck-jokes/red-neck-jokes-4246/#comments Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:30:58 +0000 admin How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, men will screw anything.

]]> http://www.byeboring.com/jokes/redneck-jokes/red-neck-jokes-4246/feed/ Redneck Track & Field http://www.byeboring.com/jokes/redneck-jokes/red-neck-jokes-4245/ http://www.byeboring.com/jokes/redneck-jokes/red-neck-jokes-4245/#comments Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:30:58 +0000 admin You might be a redneck if you think “wind sprints” means
running from a fart.

]]> http://www.byeboring.com/jokes/redneck-jokes/red-neck-jokes-4245/feed/ Redneck Soccer http://www.byeboring.com/jokes/redneck-jokes/red-neck-jokes-4244/ http://www.byeboring.com/jokes/redneck-jokes/red-neck-jokes-4244/#comments Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:30:58 +0000 admin You know your a redneck if you’re playing soccer and you
say ”I hit my two best balls today… with a rake.”

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