Bug on Windshield

Posted by admin on Wednesday Jan 16, 2008 Under Bar Jokes

A man and his wife are driving down the highway having a fight over the
husband sleeping with another woman. The wife takes out a knife and cuts of the
mans penis and throws it out the window. The penis splats onto the windshield of
the car that is following and rolls off. The 14 year old girl riding with her
dad says “What was that Dad?” The father says “It was just a bug honey”. The
daughter replies “Wow Dad, that bug sure had a big dick”.

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