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You’re a redneck if …. You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans
rather than hem them.

You’re a redneck if …. Your two year old has more teeth than you do.

You’re a redneck if …. You refer to the duct tape on your car as “chrome”.

You’re a redneck if …. Your truck stalled on the expressway. And you never
went back for it.

You’re a redneck if …. You ever drove a truck into the creek just to see if
it would float.

You’re a redneck if …. You wish your outhouse were as nice as those at the
state park.

You’re a redneck if …. The family business needs a lookout.

You’re a redneck if …. The only tailored items in your wardrobe are your
bowling ball and your bed sheet.

You’re a redneck if …. Your mama can back down a biker.

You’re a redneck if …. You ever named a child after a dog.